"Currently dating the former President of Phi Kappa Psi now I just need to convince him into lavaliering me before we graduate. #sororitygirlgoals #tradition"
"Finally think I found a frat boy who isn't obsessed with being a stereotypical frat boy. #classy #ΘΧ #MARRYME"
"It's funny how everyone claims sisterhood is so strong, but the moment one of our "sisters" does something unsavory, she is basically exiled"
"My big and I were drunk one night so we experimented #Kindalikedit"
"I've never even heard of Sigma Sigma Sigma tbh"
"I want to join this sorority solely for the purpose of being known as hot and slutty. #trislut"
"To the Delta that's ashamed of her sorority: please don't be. I would give anything to be a Delta."
"My favorite hobby is eating."